Random OC interview

Pick ten of your original characters.

1) Jack (Human, lightning wielder)
2) Charlotte (Future "clone" of Jack)
3) Ciyn-fia (Random Cythiron (originally spelt Sappiron): a rather cuddly 3-eyed alien species well known for being both physically and mentally incapable of harming another sentient being, they reincarnate themselves every 100 years)
4) Lucy (Human, doesn't age, aggressive, lava wielder)
5) Anubis (Member of the Wylfen (originally spelt Wolven but renamed to prevent confusion with a friend's race), bio-engineer, winged, wolf-like, electrical generation muscles, humanoid, taloned paws, etc.)
6) Paladin Katherine Black (Cat-person, knight, light magic, never removes armour, honourable, possessive over her sword)
7) Sylvos'  (Member of the Salvak race: an alien thief/pirate race that dedicate themselves to the "salvaging and sharing of technology")
8) Fenir (Member of the future Wylfen: Four eyes, combat ready, more resilient and salvaged tech only)
9) The Exile (Last member of "The Arkind", living form not mechanical, occasional time traveller, older than the universe)
10) Steven (Cursed immortal, can use the magic of others, half Wolven… the ones made by my friend just to be clear)


1. 1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?
Katherine: I believe that question has answered itself, although I ensure to supress such urges unless provoked. A team works best intact.
Ciyn-fia: Surely you joke? I refuse to undertake such a thing.
Jack: Nah, I don't want to kill her. Plus, I think she would probably win anyway.
Lucy: Yes, I certainly would.
Anubis: …we have only just met and you imply I hold a grudge?
Jack: She has outstanding social skills anyway.
Lucy: *angry growl*

2. 1 thinks 8 is gay. What's 8's reaction?
Jack: I think you made that up…

3. 5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!?!?!?!?
Anubis: Hobo-powered? I would utilise myself as a power cell instead.
Katherine: Powering an honourless weapon with murder? I would gladly hunt those who dare commit such an injustice.

4. 1 tries to kiss 2,3,4,5 and 6. They let him?
Jack: What? Charlotte?
Jack & Charlotte: That's just disgusting…
Ciyn-fia: How… could I? I lack a similar mouth for a start…
Lucy: Do you wish to die?
Jack: And as for the other two… I'm not Pan.
Pan: Huh? *looks up, starts watching everyone perversely*

5. 7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone, who will survive?
Sylvos': Ta-ta… *shoots hidden explosives* shame you couldn't be trusted *salutes and vanishes*.
Ciyn-fia: I wish you luck.
Steven: I'll live… but this is going to hurt. A lot. Anyway… you lot had better run, now!
Lucy: INCOMING!
Jack & Charlotte: I'll get you! *said Squeakily*

6.  4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?
Jack: Ding-dong the witch is dead, damn it… it's in my head now. Whose idea was it to watch that film anyway? *notices* Ah… we may have a problem.
Steven: Hmm… how did this happen?

7. MKFan jumped out of nowhere in the middle of the quiz, how does everyone react to it?
All (except Jack, charlotte and Lucy): Who?
Jack & Charlotte: You know what they say, the more the merrier!
Lucy: GET… LOST!

8. If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?
Charlotte: So… you like cake?
Steven: Depends, what flavour?
Charlotte: Cyanide.
Steven: …
Charlotte: Chocolate, I meant chocolate…

9. 6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword she can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does she make a reach for the sword, and can she fight back against the monster?
Katherine: I slew the beast with my own blade, the assistance was not required. However, I thank you for such an option.
Exile: I can assure you that my mucus was not present.

10. 1, 6, and 7 go to muligans to play laser tag. But 7 forgot to call 3 and 4 to tell them they were going. When they get back 7 finally realizes they forgot to call. What is 3 and 4's reaction when 1, 6, and 7 return?
Ciyn-fia: Don't blame yourself.
Lucy: I'll go play knife tag with Pan, THREE HOURS OF TORMENT!
Katherine: It's just as well you didn't join us, Jack decided to borrow something from Charlotte and use real lasers.
Jack: And you decided to use real armour…
Sylvos': Please… there is a smouldering hole in my chest. I really need medical assistance, now.

11. 3 thinks 7 is MADLY in love with her. But 7 likes 9! What is 3's reaction?
Ciyn-fia: No problem, we can all get along.
Sylvos': *sighs* It doesn't mean friendship…

12. 6, 8 and 4 have sexy time. Is it sexy?
Katherine: I find such a notion disgusting, are you aware that we are all of different species?
Lucy: You… DARE IMPLY SUCH A THING?!
Fenir: Do you honestly believe that I left my era and endured the harshness of unprepared space flight simply to commit such an act?

13. 6, 8 and 4 are all eating cake. Who poisoned it?
Lucy: *odd looks from the others* You dare accuse ME?!
Charlotte: Oh, so it was Cyanide. Ah…

14. Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 do to number 5, who is right next to them?
Charlotte: These fortune cookies are extremely xenophobic…

15. The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do?
Ciyn-fia: *acts as meat-shield*

16. Make up an e-mail address for 6.
Not_a_lolcat@hotmail.co.uk

17. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
Exile: You appear to keep forgetting about the presence of the fourth wall.

18. What subject would 1 teach if he were a teacher/professor? Would he be good at it?
Jack: Advanced robotics and artificial intelligence, as for whether or not I would be good at it… depends if the school is still standing after a week.

19. 4 is walking home when she sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against her legs. Will she kick it away, or take it home?
Lucy: Ciyn-fia was it? STOP TRYING TO HUG ME! *boot*

20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?
Jack: How about skipping to a question that doesn't break the fourth wall?

21. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Steven: OK… *walks out*
Jack: *deactivates Sylvos's hologram device* Hahahahahahahaha…

22. 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Ciyn-fia: Lucy looks lonely… I'll cheer her up.
Lucy: *angry growl*
Exile: Do you realise that with humans it is customary to partner with the same species and opposite gender?
Ciyn-fia: Oh…

23. 7 challenges 1 to staring contest, why? And who wins?
Jack: Actually… I'm watching him to keep him away from my prototypes.
Sylvos': You have to blink sometime.
Jack: That's why I asked Charlotte to help.
Charlotte: You have to blink sometime.
Sylvos': Is that so?
Jack: Hahaha, well I should hope…
Charlotte: …oh, he's gone. Damn it.

24. If you had to pick a video game character to pair up with 4, who would you choose?
Lucy: WHY WAS I PAIRED WITH LAVOS?!
All: *awkward grumbling*
Jack: Well… big fire?

25. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Anubis: How would you get a Wylfen drunk anyway?
Exile: I would die if that were to occur.

26. 9 and 2 are depressed, why?
Charlotte: Hahahahahahahahahaha… me, depressed?
Exile: …sister.

27. 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Fenir: Okay, I'll just go then. *walks out of room*
Katherine: Do not leave us with this demon!
Sylvos': Heed our words Fenir!
Lucy: Shut up and prepare to suffer.
Pan: Anyone turned on by…
Lucy: SHUT UP! Or I swear I will shove my dagger so far up your rectum that you won't be able make a joke out of it! UNDERSTAND?!

28. Think 8 could be a super model?
Fenir: This form is designed for combat, not beauty.

29. They all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won?
Steven: Lucy's magic came in rather useful, although I suppose I could have simply tore them to shreds.

30. They all get involved in an epic Brawl (the video game), who wins?
Jack: They accused me of manipulating the console.
Charlotte: Lavos DID appear...
Jack: I thought Lucy might like it.
Lucy: *angry growl, burns console*

31. One of them falls in love with you, which one?
Ciyn-fia: *starts hugging the fourth wall itself*

32. GENDER SWAP! What happens?
Jack: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… hahahahahaha, sorry it's just *giggles to supress laughter* Lucy's face… *Lucy growls angrily* anyway, hmm… *looks down* Charlotte, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Charlotte: I always am. *swaps coats and weapons*
Jack & Charlotte: Hahahahaha, excellent…
Charlotte: Shall we confuse the others?
Jack: We shall… by the way, this trenchcoat is rather comfortable.
Charlotte: It is isn't it? *they both leave to bother Pan and co.*
Ciyn-fia: Oh, is it my time to change form already? I do not recall being capable of remembering the event last time.
Lucy: CHANGE… ME… BACK… NOW!
Anubis: We Wylfen are capable of changing gender at will if we so wish regardless, besides… *electricity sparks* my flight muscles and electrical organs are now far more efficient, and my body mass is decreased providing further flying progress. Admittedly I do now lack hooked talons and a denser muscle mass though.
Katherine: Urgg…
Sylvos': Hmm…
Fenir: My reply is similar to that of Anubis.
Exile: As to why I would be unaffected, there is no such thing as a male of my species.
Steven: Right… this is weird.

33. 2 posted a picture of 1 and 10 making out on the Internet! What happens?
Jack: So… did they use photoshop or are they just actors? Who actually posted it anyway?
Charlotte: I have no idea *not lying*.
Steven: …I don't even want to ask.

34. JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!!!
Katherine: Oh for crying out loud, I am not a lion. *turns round* Oh…
Sylvos': Sorry, hologram malfunction.

35. New scenario = 3 is driving down a lonely road with 1 in the back seat. The car breaks down, and they ask to stay at a roadside house. What happens?
Jack: Wait a second, how can you dr… *car crashs*

36. Another new scenario = imagine 2 has a bride, if she didn't already, and a baby is born. 3 is asked to babysit. What happens?
Charlotte: …well, well, genetic experiments I take it? Mwahahaha…
Ciyn-fia: I'll take good care of the baby.

37. If x = 7+3 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?
Sylvos': Our species are allied after all.
Ciyn-fia: Friendship?

38. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 1?
Jack: Well, in sword fighting Katherine would excel.
Katherine: Whereas Jack would excel at the more scientific of subjects.

39. Do you think 2 is hot?
Charlotte: Ahem, the wall remember?

40. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Charlotte: Anubis, Lucy probably wants to kill me.
Lucy: Maggot…

41. 1 gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction?
Jack: Ding-ding-ding, and we have a winner! The flimsy looking fellow made of tree pulp in the corner there! That really hurt…

42. 5, 3, 2, and 8 are waiting for the bus. Write the conversation they have until the bus arrives.
Anubis: So Fenir, we actually survive the war? I doubt I'll live to see such a day… win or lose, come what time shall tell.
Fenir: If only I were able to tell you of the events which are to come without fear of the outcome of such an act, yet all I can tell you is never to lose hope. So long as our people have the will to survive then so we shall.
Anubis: I understand.
Ciyn-fia: …aww, I hope you'll be OK.
Anubis: *smiles* Thank you, I will try to survive.
Fenir: *whispers in Ciyn-fia's ear*
Ciyn-fia: *eyes go shiny* …really?
Fenir: *nods*
Charlotte: *has been deeply thinking all this time* …hmm, would you guys mind if I studied a bit of your technology?
Anubis: No, not at all. Feel free.*others agree*
*bus arrives*
Charlotte: Three singles and a child ticket please *looks at Ciyn-fia*, well you do look quite young.
Ciyn-fia: Fair enough.

43. The quiz is over! Now what?
*Ciyn-fia hugs interviewer, Lucy threatens Pan, Jack and Charlotte laugh diabolically*